It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize that this wasn’t a silhouette of a “portly” man with his head shoved in the ground..

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Fancy Dress Centaur.

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My dog chases Coyotes but won’t go pee in the rain unless I cover her with plastic bags.

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Just trying to sleep.

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Got this award from school today.

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Anyone else’s kids feral?

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Pure Bread

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I don’t remember where my mom bought it. My daughter thinks Ken wears it nicely.

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My parents have a very concerned, very surprised angel ornament.

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This sticker I received as a birthday gift.

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We should have seen a space villain coming.

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Moving in San Francisco.

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I thought I had put socks on my son this morning. Turns out they were gloves. My mother-in-law sent me this.

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