For anyone else who’s mother has a decoration that spells out Christmas in blocks.

via

My brother sent this while house sitting 5 chihuahuas.

via

Someone poured laundry detergent into the fountain in front of our neighborhood.

via

My wrist doesn’t feel so good.

via

My brother gave me this for Christmas.

via

Plz

via

Too early for cocaine?

via

Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.

via

Lesson number one: Do not have kids

via

I leave the dryer open for 2 seconds…

via

My 8 year old asked for $5,000 for Christmas. Found a prop money seller on Amazon. He was thrilled. Then pissed.

via

This local billboard

via

Checkmate

via

They’re SO bright

via

The perfect New Year’s resolution.

via

When the kids unwrap presents too quickly, you must up the level of difficulty. He wasn’t impressed.

via

I was joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal.

via