My local neighborhood butcher shop.

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Low hanging fruit.

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Not that way!

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This is my neighbor’s Christmas tree… He said it was the last one on the lot.

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This broken sign in Brighton.

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Spotted this new Tesla model in Costa Rica today.

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That’s one way to get a speeding ticket.

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My husband’s fortune.

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My son asked if he can make himself a hotdog for a snack after school. I said yes. I hear him and his sister laughing in the kitchen, and walk in to find this.

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Got off work at 2:30am, the house is quiet and dark and I need to pee really bad. Open the bathroom door and this skittered a few inches across the floor.

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This time of the year always has me thinking about the time my mom, with a straight face, gave me this ornament because I “like beer.”

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