My wife and I have a tradition of picking out the ugliest tree at the tree farm. This year we hit a grand slam.

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My neighbor posted this on their door.

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My short mom sends our family photos of her with really tall people.

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I’m a pretty normal guy. But every few years, I get to take a new DMV photo.

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Hate my job

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My dad is a cop. My mother missed some details when she bought him this patriotic phone case.

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My wife’s new bathroom decorations…

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I was a terrible roommate.

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No credentials are needed.

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David Spade is starting to look a lot like the grandpa from Willy Wonka.

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It’s that time of the year.

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This persons doormat at the apartment complex I delivered to today.

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Not sure if my barista is trying to tell me something…

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Friend of mine found this at a local thrift store.

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We asked our roommate to buy a piece of ginger from the store, this is what he came back with…

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My neighbor has always got to go one better. How many Christmas trees does he need?

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