A Swedish television channel decided to protect the identity of a seagull that was saved from the subway.

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Just put alcohol in your coffee, kill two stones with one bird in a bush.

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My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve.

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Oh, sorry.

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A Grammatically Correct Christmas Carol.

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When the name fits.

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Invisible basketballs.

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My son, as the Flash, decided to photobomb his sister.

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We have an ant problem. The husband is trying to make the ant traps more appealing.

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When you don’t know the answer to a question but refuse to leave it blank.

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When she gives you mixed signals.

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Must be a pun work environment!

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Soooo confused.

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A short poem by Google.

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We’re less than a month away.

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Oh Great.

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I’m a middle school teacher. I received this anonymous postcard in my school mailbox. Think my kids are trying to tell me something?

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Well thanks for trying UPS.

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Spotted in Thailand, at least they’re honest!

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I made a Mad Magazine text fold-in for a friend who was having issues with depression. It was one of the few things that cheered him up.

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