My wife said “This is why people like you should not have disposable income”.

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Puma pants? This is the store for you.

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This guy was standing on his hood to clean the windshield at the gas station today.

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Well my day is ruined.

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My dentist has a Jägermeister-option next to the water/coffee station.

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Jay is single.

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No Parking Yesterday.

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I was in a old gold mine town in Utah and saw this tiny hotel.

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I took my photoshopped family tubing (yes, every person is me).

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This carrot looks suss.

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Bought these and had no friggen idea they said this on the heel. Not terribly angry.

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