Saw Santa and Einstein out on a double date.

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I got a mannequin. My roommates are going to LOVE it.

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Low quality avocado.

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Seen at my college dorm.

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Texas: “I got this”.

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I think my girlfriend is a Sim, this is her finished dinner.

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Perfect timing.

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Hey man, how’s life? Me:

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Possibly the most genius act of vandalism.

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I shared a Popsicle with my 4yo son and I won.

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We have a new dog. The cats are not happy.

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Sailor shows affection to baby after meeting him for the first time.

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Did you know?

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My aunt went to the bathroom in her company’s new building. This is what she saw.

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The day that changed the world!

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Thats it! This must change!

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Do you wanna know how I got these scars?

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I was asked to fix a critical piece of equipment at work today… That is a Toshiba T1000.

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Amish Back to the Future.

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No thanks.

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