Looks like more practice is needed!

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The key to the men’s bathroom at my dentists office.

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Utah traffic sign is savage.

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It’s my coworker’s birthday – I had to improvise.

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I asked for a dark coffee, not a depressed one.

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Morty had to get a bath today because his puppy brother peed on him. He was thrilled, obviously.

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When you begin to realize you might have adopted a polar bear, not a dog.

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My Grandpa Mac, 92 years old, just got new security cameras around his house. He has my cousin, Aaron, and I on the online login, so we can see what’s going on (he’s not too computer savvy). He sends us random messages through the cameras..

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Nice try officer

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Anti-theft technology on my server’s pen.

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A very patient dog.

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Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses.

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If only you knew the power of the pink side.

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Taking a break at work. Using the broom trick to cover for me.

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