‘Tis a slippery slope.

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Well that’s her Valentine’s Day present sorted.

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Keeping my night shift guys awake by any means necessary.

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Warning!

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I guess my mom doesn’t know what ravioli is.

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What’s left of the fortune I accidentally ate half of.

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It’s nice to have options.

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Sent my mom to a carpet remnants store to grab me an area rug. Then we unrolled it.

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Oh c’mon!

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Challenge accepted

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Dad will be grilling dinner At-At 7:00pm.

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Coming soon.

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This X-ray is for different type of bone..

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Saw this in a charity shop window, not sure if they understood the reference.

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I used to amuse myself by leaving fake hazard signs around the office.

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One of these is not like the others.

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