Single white van..
Oh look, finally got my own parking space.
I’ve never been more disappointed.
This happened after sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes at work..
Nobody came to my loneliness seminar.
The divorce came through – Everything split..
Business card for introverts.
Only listen to fortune cookie..
Buy 2 and get one free in 11 months.
You must choose, but choose wisely.
Dr. Harold Feelgood
My cat is super photogenic
It’s a monstrosity
Left alone for 5 minutes and this is what I find.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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