Thought of the day.

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My cat only likes my best friend once she’s passed out from boxed wine and is quiet for the night.

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Hairy Dress

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My dogo holding a English muffin.

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This Star Wars scene in a Spanish wax museum.

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This was a real note attached to flowers for a girl today (I’m helping a local florist deliver).

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Found this car in downtown Nashville today that had expired tags. And the owner decided to hide it by placing an empty box of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls in front of it.

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My wife always comes through with the best Valentine’s gift.

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Apparently a poll was held at work. The results were published in the Job Site Scientific Journal.

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I couldn’t find a suitable vase and she was not happy.

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This realtor has a dinosaur on his sign.

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4 years into the relationship and I’ve just found out she can’t slice bread..

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The fortune teller that reads butts.

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Instead of love I got burnt this Valentine’s Day.

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Celibate Sasquatch Says..

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