Shouldn’t have ordered the double Chipotle fiery burrito.

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This bar sign puts things into perspective.

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Online dating in the 1920s

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Actually…

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Keep Calm

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My wife made me a cake for Valentine’s Day.

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Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

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No smoking with kids in the car law is ridiculous. Just look at them out there in the rain.

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“No Being Angry” according to my daughter.

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V-Day Tip Jar

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Bearded Men

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Saw this in my apartment elevator.

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They hate kids

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Butt Pug

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How to make your own Nintendo switch.

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And do you take this man to be your lawfully wetted husband?

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Praying Mantis Fact

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No throwing boomerangs.

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Prog? Frig?

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Fortune cookie did me dirty.

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Beware of Wife

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