Parking in front of a liquor store.
Just missed seeing a vampire this morning.
The dad tax.
Outside Lowes and this pretty much was the only reason I bought some.
A deep examination of my inner emotions.
It’s missing “Who Didn’t Turn Off The Light”.
This has disaster written all over it.
Jack Black has come a long way.
An important notice for employees at this bar in Detroit.
Imagine your midlife crisis, Kachow.
She likes it microsoft.
Friends congratulated me on getting into a psych PhD with Freud cookies.
Noped at birds, danger noodle.. Yes!
There really wasn’t much to color here.
I told my co-worker I left bills in the cash drawer.
My fiance proposed to me, but he didn’t have a ring yet so he improvised.
I just lost a breakdancing contest to a log.
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