Not even light can escape

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Co-worker threw a ball of paper at me. He didn’t realize that it was his Valentine’s Day receipt. Looks like he had a good time!

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His watchdog skills are at another level.

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When the cooking instructions say “Chill in the fridge for 1 hour”

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My key-chain is my aspiration.

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Never trust a fart.

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Seen outside a church on my walk to work.

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A new element has been discovered.

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None of the plaques in the stores really spoke to us, so we decided to make our own for our new home.

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The scariest sign on a car.

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I am Glute. This tree gets a smack every time I walk by.

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Now I can give a flying fuck at work

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So, I just found out that this picture exists: Slipknot and Tenacious D.

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Jabbocado.

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I found an alive Easter Island head on Google maps.

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I just can’t either.

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