Page 1: “Does this smell like chloroform?”

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Got a pair of white laces from Target. Did not read the packaging. I’m on my way to a nice dinner in a dark restaurant.

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Meanwhile in Wisconsin

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RIP cat who thought sunglasses would stop Medusa.

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Stick Em Up!

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Problem

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When Grandma hears you like beer

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Paint me like one of your French girls.

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How much do you drink in an average week?

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A picture worth a thousand words

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No Smoking Alcohol

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Movie bodies, before & after.

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I’m a single dad of two daughters. My oldest daughter wanted a gross-out themed birthday, so I made my first ever cake. She loved it!

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When you get snow in Phoenix Arizona, you pack that shit up and save it for later…

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Another One Bites the Dust

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Blunt Force Trauma

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Alien pickle

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I love lamp

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