Going through an old family album, apparently my brother looked like Andy Samberg 30 years ago.

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Clever license plate.

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Violators will be baptized.

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Road Trip Snacks

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Beware the millennials..

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Let my daughter pick her own bedtime story, should I be worried?

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I like earth, it’s got atmosphere.

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These geese in a parking lot were eating Cheetos and they all have Cheeto mouth (beak).

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I think we have different definitions of “sale”.

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Small price to pay.

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Asked my cat if she’d seen our kitten…

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I think my dog is having an existential crisis.

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Saw a duck threesome today.

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My friend’s extra long arm.

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