My astrophysicists daughter gave me a birthday card.

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This is the reason why you shouldn’t do drugs on a construction site, according to Occupational Health and Safety in Australia.

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My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker.

I love handing people dollars like this.

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I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here’s mine.

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We found the leak.

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Not today coronavirus!

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Nooooiiiiccee

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Say goodbye..

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Obey traffic signs.

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My husband and I are traveling with our baby, cat, and dog. We stopped at a hotel for the night to get some rest, and I couldn’t find my dog. I look around and see this.

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My wife posted this sign on her office door, during our Holiday Party.

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This is the best fortune I’ve ever had!

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Problem Solved..

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