Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number.

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I tried to take a picture of myself but apparently looked at the phone midway through.

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This had to be intentional, right?

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Got divorced this year. This is how it’s going.

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These abbreviations on my son’s banana/blackberry/blueberry purée.

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Friend’s warning about their hand soap dispenser.

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Prepare for Carbonated Trouble

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I told my fiancé, “yeah that’s perfect.”

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Checkmate

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Mixed messages.

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“The last thing I remember is mixing tequila and catnip, now I’m up here.”

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A car wash decide to advertise themselves with this thing.

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I just wanted a hotdog.

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Where you go to experiment!

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How the fight began.

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