Went up to spray for bugs and came back down quicker than initially planned…

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Sound recognition during sexy time. I’m embarrassed.

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My 3rd grader left me a loving threat.

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Bad Kick

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An attempt at being nice.

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Damnit…

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Bird Facts

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I think someone stepped in dog poop on my block today, they are posted on every tree, telephone, pole, and parking meter.

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Vandalism.

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That’s quite the sign!

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That is his real name!

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Well hello there.

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Cat fat chart at my vet’s office.

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Oops

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Oven mits for Vulcans.

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This ice cream.

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My dad who doesn’t feed the dogs.

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