My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.
Benefits of breaking your neck #1: No need for sunglasses.
If you don’t feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.
My neighbors yard maintenance company.
Michael gets declined by NASA
…So then I said, “Retriever? I don’t even know her!”
Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought “screw it”.
Good Ole Seattle
Right on Target
My friend lost a bet where I could choose his haircut for the next month. This is the result.
I’m too old to be this excited about this shirt. I don’t care.
Took my buddy to the Grand Canyon for the first time today… Spectacular views all around.
This woman’s obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life…
Hey! That’s me!
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