Best Oral Mex

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This gutter cleaning company guarantees no death.

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Cousin added fully functioning stop light to his living room.

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The list of “street names” for drugs on this drug testing kit.

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My potato last night was giving me attitude.

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Went to McDonald’s and the kid in the drive-through asked how I wanted the ice cream, I just said yes.

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At work.

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I like my shaving cream how I like my ladies.

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Dobby was indeed not a free elf.

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Chodestools

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The second instruction on this skin cream.

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One of Nicolas Cage’s previous incarnations (Found at the Museum of Hydra, Greece).

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This late fee is gonna be killer.

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Cooler screens broke, so they hung pictures.

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Pick the speed you can afford…

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Aggressive Crosswalk

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Squeeze the chicken.

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My local optician just re-branded…

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