Husband found me painting the patio. A+ for strategy.
Do not eat children..
Saw on my way home today.
AliExpress. What you expect vs what arrives.
This sign in my town.
Via the empirical method.
Screens lag at McDonald’s was like something out of Hostel.
I guess asshole was taken.
We needed something to hang in the living room, so I painted this.
I had to give my roommate’s cat a bath and I didn’t want to wash her face because she would freak out. But I wish I had, as she now looks like a big ass rat with a cat’s face.
Hold on boss, lemme flip this bacon.
I’m just doing what you asked…
Hotel door signs: Do not disturb and please clean room.
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