One Emmy and a double-double please.

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My car wash.

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Rent a Redneck

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My dog likes to leave kibble in various parts of the house and later return to eat the kibble. Today, it’s in my gym bag.

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Restroom door signs at a bar.

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Finally a home owner.

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It’s a ggggggggggghost!

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I put this sticker on my wife’s CPAP the day after she got it almost 6 months ago. She still hasn’t noticed it.

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In Indiana even our DG’s have potholes.

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When the CEO lets their 4-year-old kid name their products.

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Found a penguin in my flat.

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Excuse me??

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Wish me luck.

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Some wisdom at a local bakery.

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