Spotted at a local Wal-Mart.

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This grill pan knows me.

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Scene from my basement tonight. Thought this didn’t happen in real life. Couldn’t resist interrupting the hunt to pull out my camera.

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“Make haste, Jeeves.”

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QUICK. SAFE. _____.

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I made a snow-fish.

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Four guys.

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Are you qualified for this job?

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Take your pick.

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Teaching my kids how to play chess, I asked which one was the Bishop: “This one, the Elmo what has his eyes pulled out.”

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Stahp

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Words to live by..

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The truth about winter in the northeast.

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Sassy popcorn bag.

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Josh has 65 and a half watermelons..

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Texas Roadhouse really wanted me to pay and leave.

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