My girlfriend’s new dress, birthmark makes it looks like a shark.

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I work from home, so my dad wanted me to sign for his package. Found this sign outside our door after I signed. For the record, I am not disabled.

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Local pub art group had their first live model. Think it was a bit too much for them.

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Wikipedia widget threw me a curveball today.

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How do you pronounce this dinosaur’s name?

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My neighbour feeds the squirrels.

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On the men’s lockeroom door at my gym.

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My niece just got her first car and was excited to decorate the interior. My niece is Mimi Bobeck.

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Maybe they should rename to Cock Cutters.

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My new cubicle greeter.

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My cock compared to a Red Bull can.

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So my wife got a laser engraver..

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Well that’s just peachy.

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Settle down Amazon. I just need a thimble to complete a craft project.

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We stay at this hotel for work sometimes and this was put beside the elevators.

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My goofy half brained kitty.

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So can I use this stall or not?

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