My husband and I getting pranked by the kids in the neighborhood… We couldn’t get the car out of the driveway.

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Jim Carrey’s birthday dinner this year.

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Seal potato.

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Comfort ride.

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Phartophobic extremists are starting to get out of control in this country.

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Who the hell approved this design?

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Was just about to complete my box and the gf had to use the aaa for her alarm clock…

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Co-worker discovered this under the bottom of a bunch of older, forgotten files.

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MY MICROWAVE IS HUNGRY

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I work in Japan. Saw these security guards hauling ass!

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