The foundation doesn’t seem stable.

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Life is short in Germany.

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The colors of Freedom.

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That licence plate.

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Bloods pay full price.

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My pharmacist has a sense of humor.

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Seen on the backroads near Mobile, Alabama.

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Bathroom at my local bar.

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I couldn’t find my belt this morning. I had to make do with some leftover CAT 5e cable, keystone jack and connector.

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0% Arsehole Sausage.

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Please don’t do that.

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Are you threatening me?

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Watch out for ghosts.

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How I be snooping around the city.

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The black cloud is gas. This X-ray holds a picture of my, now visualized, fart.

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