The inflation has now reached my butt.
The french really perfected the art of striking.
“I gotta wear my snorkel and flippers for this Skype meeting.”
I won’t tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs..
Teenager daughter wanted to dye her hair blue, so we told her bring us something from the school saying she wouldn’t get in any trouble. THIS was the masterpiece submitted as evidence.
My SO left a very subtle hint for me this morning.
Do you think my neighbor knew what he was doing when he named his company?
Candy brand in Egypt…hmm.
People kept leaving stains in our dormhouse toilets so my roommate took the situation in his own hands.
Welp… that was clean but he’s so proud of himself I can’t be mad.
Elderly people
Officer in pursuit, requesting backup! Following a toyo, I mean a ford, I mean Pontiac, I mean a Volkswagen, I mean…
My wife had a tortilla blanket, I got a cheese blanket so we could make a quesadilla blanket.
Work from home.
Lest we forget.
Start, 40, keep left over crest, 60, into easy right, small hump…
Unique sight at the WRC Rallye Monte Carlo SS2 pic.twitter.com/wc3httGnZB
— Никола Овчарски (@ovcharski) January 20, 2023