The ultimate minority.

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Wife works at hospital and they had lunch catered today. She brought home some leftovers. She swears it’s chicken. Should I believe her?

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Wasn’t expecting to get insulted by lunch today.

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Wonder why they didn’t salt or shovel?

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This book I found behind the noisy fridge in my hotel room.

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I send this to my girlfriend whenever she types LMOA.

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No matter how many times I pump it, it always deflates on me.

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The pain!

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Horses may bite.

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Holy Water Car Wash

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Sign I saw in a ramen place in Utah.

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Effective Stress Reduction

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If you’re going to slip and fall down, please do so carefully.

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