Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning.

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Identity crisis

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+1 to the smartass who put this “Motion Activated” sticker on the paper towel dispenser at work, that is in fact not motion activated!

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My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food, god bless him.

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Fluff Monster

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Almost lost my dog

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I will take one depresso please.

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One of my best $2 purchases.

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Missing

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The lady in front of me has a fun night planned.

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A great disturbance in the force

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Amazing discount

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I am part of the game now, human.

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The Penguin

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I tried to take a picture of my Tia. I accidentally caught her mid-sneeze.

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Even the Pope is cutting back.

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My cat melted

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I bought new couches and sold my old ones, but the guy who was supposed to buy them bailed. So I photoshopped myself onto all of them.

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Relatable

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