Day 5 of state of emergency: 5 o’clock somewhere.. Tiki snow fort time! Just have to dig the firepit out..

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My daughter used markers to put “makeup” on her dolls. I tried to wash them. Cinderella had an especially rough night.

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When my parents got married, they had to kneel at the alter and unknowingly to my father, his brother wrote this on the bottom of his shoes. Earlier that day, my uncle had kindly offered to shine his shoes for him. My mother’s side was a bit more conservative and unimpressed, dad’s side howled!

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And all of a sudden it was Monday morning.. The drugs had worn off, and Larry wasn’t a hottie smuggler in a spaceship flying across the universe with his Wookie anymore.

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I finally found a good use for my meal prep containers.

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Been in this grocery store several times and just noticed the sign today.

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Mom bought a frying pan on Amazon. I wasn’t disappointed.

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He sandwich.

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I was playing hide and go seek with my nephew and thought I’d found the perfect spot. Till I saw what it looked like from the outside.

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A thousand times I warned, no socks on stairs.

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If you can’t see the virus, the virus can’t see you.

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Software developer daily struggles.

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Advanced dad jokes.

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There is a fine (hair)line between Commissioner Gordon and Walter White.

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The best medicine.

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New shoes!

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The struggle is real!

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A little sad for a slogan.

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Where guitar picks come from.

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