Spotted today in the rose garden of Liberty Station in San Diego, California.

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‘Homer Simpson disappearing into a hedge’ cake.

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Finally caught the McBastard.

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That would be the time I had all the numbers.

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My coworker was asked to cut the cake today at work.

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I’m guessing he lost a bet…

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My parents asked if I wanted anything from their trip to Mexico, I just said “Surprise me, but please don’t make it a hassle to carry around” they delivered with quite the surprise.

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Making the most of your plaster cast.

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Thanks grandma.

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The men’s bathroom in a restaurant near my office in D.C.

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I just discovered I have failed as a parent…

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Coworker slipped this note under the bathroom door while I was warming the throne – I had a chocolate chip cookie in my pocket and seized the opportunity.

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First local Cybertruck sighting!

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This dog looks familiar…

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Progressive church

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This farm set came with a volcano.

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What do you call them, chopsticks or chopsticks?

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