You will always remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

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This coaster with the proper way to greet a bartender in different parts of the UK.

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Great start to my vacation.

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“…boots with the furrr”

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A true Canadian emergency

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My daughter was walking around shouting cock and I couldn’t figure out why.

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Before turning that heat on…

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A matrix glitch. Two random strangers.

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Feels so good to be recognized.

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We got given a toilet light but it’s stuck on red which is the most terrifying color to have glowing from your toilet.

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Our cat turned 19 on New Year’s Day.

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Just a normal day on Rabbit Island.

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Liquor store owner has no chill.

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Best picture for a McDonald’s ad.

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Someone give the editor of the paper a raise.

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This was posted in front of the train station.

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An Asian restaurant in NYC has a picture of Nic Cage in some sort of European Military uniform / regalia.

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Found my Mom’s old word combo lock in a box, didn’t know combo. First guess was a winner.

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I forgot my headphones at my in-laws. “no problem, we found them!” this is what they mailed:

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