Those forms gotta be tough to read.

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I got a fever and the only prescription is more hot dogs.

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I live because I was born.

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I… don’t think I want to eat here anymore.

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I can’t come in today, I’ve got the morbs.

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Anyone looking for aliens?

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Excellent marketing strategy.

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The perks of being an all-star.

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Found at local goodwill.

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DIY Ping Pong table

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Roadhouse.

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One space for each wheel.

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Is this covered with insurance?

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Someone just installed solar panels.

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Budgie Smugglers at Phuket International Airport

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