Every time my girlfriend gets drunk.

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Been asking my boyfriend to stop leaving hair on the shower wall. Go in today and there’s a hair guitar.

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Chile vs Argentina

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Fishing for signal.

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I’ve never felt more connected to a sign.

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My work asks employees’ children to illustrate safety topics for our office calendars at the beginning of each year.

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This is fine.

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Day 43: They still haven’t noticed I’m not one of them.

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This car wash.

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Clearly, a very important decision was made.

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New Jeans

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A thicc little tree at my sister’s house.

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How are we pronouncing this?

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Beware!

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