You can tell the age of a tree by counting the rings. You can tell the age of an artificial Christmas tree by counting the layers of duct tape holding the box together.

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Finally, some recognition.

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Well, someone is going to have a bad day.

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License to Shred

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Life wasn’t great after Toy Story.

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Went to Colorado to visit some family, discovered a happy ass tree among the Garden of the Gods.

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This parking sign at a MyBurger.

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Whoever captioned this episode of Friends was spot on.

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I’ll have a can’t find it on Google!

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Festivals are awesome.

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BUT YOU PROMISED

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New year resolution work out plan fulfilled.

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Nah i’m good, thanks.

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At my local shopping center.

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Why is the sausage wearing thigh high bananas.

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My Roomba thought it was falling off a cliff, so it quivered here in fear until the battery died.

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Disk Bad

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Helping a friend move. Didn’t expect this.

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Don’t think I’ll be visiting that strip club.

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Threw the cat some ham, it went well.

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