I mixed a cat with a moth for your amusement.

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Warning on the manual of my laser engraver.

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Nearly there..

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Never!

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Bought a new toaster and couldn’t wait to try this. The kids fell for it.

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This looks like a comfortable place to sit.

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Should’ve thought that abbreviation out a little better.

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Got a leaf blower for Christmas. But I like to pretend it’s a futuristic railgun.

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Excuse me sir, your tank is open!

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Rosa Parks can’t get a break with those buses.

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Local grocery store has a million dollars on sale.

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Best reason for having a mini cooper.

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Not leaving much wiggle room.

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Gluten Free!

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First day of snow in my city, I look out and this is what I see.

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Caution

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Watch your head

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When my cat walks on my keyboard.

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This complaint button I saw at a restaurant..

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Bought two bread loaves and a cat loaf.

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