Room for rent – Includes wife!

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The Do Not Disturb signs in this Italian hotel really mean business.

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ASS Patrol

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My chopping board broke in half, so I fixed it as best as I could.

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Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.

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That’s some big ass cleaning supplies.

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A robot waitress wearing coconuts.

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New sign at my condo. They tried.

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I saw batman while sitting in traffic.

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Warning

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The birthday candle my family has used for 25 years.

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