My wife asked me to make sure it was obvious which eggs were hard boiled.

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Warning label I spotted in an airplane lavatory.

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My team left me this gift on my desk this morning.

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There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise at the top.

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The accidental angel wing.

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Always give 100% at work.

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This store knows what you’ll be using it for.

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My mom made some lighthouse cookies. They came out half-cocked.

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Apparently this is what my kid drew in kindergarten today. And yes, it’s a naked man looking between his legs and that is indeed his butt-crack.

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Get Out – Royal Family Edition

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I dropped Ribena on my dog’s favourite toy. Wife had a mild panic attack!

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This wall art in a local lingerie store.

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My kids kept losing the Fire remote, so I was forced to improvise to prevent the couch from eating the remote for two weeks again. Meet Alexa.

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Man has his priorities..

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DIY Cybertruck spotted in Russia.

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At my age, that’s the perfect adult toy.

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Felt like someone was watching me.

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Bought a guy a cake that was leaving for another company. Told them to write “You’re dead to us.” They ran out of room on the cake and just threatened his life.

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