Oneteen Onety One.

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I’d like to rename this 3 mile stretch of road “Highway 69”.

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I bought a vacuum sealer and have exactly 0 self control.

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I recall doing a math problem about this dude.

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I just love this cat.

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So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel.

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My dog insists on sitting next to me, if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in like this.

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A+ to the marketing team.

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My six year old nephew told me he made something special for my birthday and handed me a card. He Rickrolled me.

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Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone.

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At my local grocery store.

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You know it’s hot when your yard birds perch on the AC line too cool off.

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I don’t trust my trash can.

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Havana, Cuba has a public statue of a nude woman riding a giant cock.

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A birdhouse that is a miniature version of the house.

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I think Walmart is trying to tell me something.

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The choice of name for this colouring pencil.

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A local bakery has a sit in price on a litre of milk.

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Trying to watch a concert in 2022.

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I never would have expected watching our son poop be such a parenting highlight.

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