Taylor Swift fan hides identity because she called in sick to work.

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This golf simulator recognizes my bald head as another golf ball.

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When 1/2 just doesn’t cut it!

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I think my parents are trying to tell me something…

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Freedom From Oppression

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My wife and I can’t come to an agreement on which drawer should hold utensils in our new house; it’s been 9 months of this.

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My neighbor put this on his tree.

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Do not mow

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In other words… Closed?

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So many reasons to go left.

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Mixed messages

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Now that’s a sport I could get into.

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The path and lamps are not on speaking terms.

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Some friends of mine built a tower of hammocks.

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Budget spoiler

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