Is Pringles ready for a human mascot? Call me!

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Kool-Aid Man spotted taking out a wall in my town.

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My girlfriend’s favorite flower is the Sunflower. So for her birthday (and since she took down my Jeff Goldblum/Harambe shower curtain) I ordered this Danny Devito Sunflower special.

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Found this in a book I had as a kid called “How to survive anything”.

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Figured out why my Lavender wasn’t thriving.

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I never bothered to ask.

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My life motto.

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And your enemies closer.

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How many kids are at the beach?

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One Hot Potato

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