“just gonna snap a quick picture of you for no good reason… just hold still”

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Every girl and their best friend.

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It took me years to quit, and now this.

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All aboard.

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“Are you here to pick up the Mystery Machine?” “Don’t be absurd, I drive the whale.”

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Friend of mine captured this awkward family dinner.

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Make up your mind.

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I’m building a wall so my neighbors can’t see me drinking and won’t suspect me of being a drunk.

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A co-worker brought in giant Godzilla toy from the latest movie. I decided to give it an upgrade.

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This is my life meow.

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I’m landscaping this summer. Saw this in a little old lady’s garden.

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Meanwhile, in Bangkok

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British school lunch problems.

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Best poop spot ever..

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And here we see a mother truck giving birth to a beautiful baby forklift.

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It’s called fashion, look it up.

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Waiter, there’s a hair in my drink!

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