“I captain a boat in the US Navy”

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Face Swap

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The bowling alley had this sign up by the entrance.

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Doge

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Ancient Wi-Fi

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Just washed the carpet in our guest bedroom. Posted two guards to keep the dogs out.

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Amen

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Photos I take of my boyfriend vs photos he takes of me.

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Finally caved and picked up one of those douchey smart watches.

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Caution

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Find the real Shiba Inu

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Comment sections

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Don’t forget to feed your Roomba.

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What you order online vs what you receive.

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This mail man drives a hearse.

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You may think Ben 10 is cool, but wait until you meet his cousin.

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Seems like ‘Despicable Me’-character Agnes is based on me as a child (photo taken in 1999).

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The chef he was looking for.

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