Life pro tip: Home Depot gift card aprons fit chickens.

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At the hairdressers feeling like Shredder.

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109 degrees outside today and the neighbors break out this beauty.

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My wife is pregnant with the Predator.

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My husband asked me three times how to cook the pork loin for dinner. The third time I scribbled a pictorial.

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Engagement announcement.

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Decided to do some cooking outside during phoenix’s 118-degree heatwave yesterday.

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You had me at ‘Free’.

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My girlfriend’s cat did not appreciate when a new cat was introduced in the house.

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The protein isle at my local grocery store.

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Saw this in a endoscopy center yesterday.

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It was bath time and my son thought he had the perfect hiding spot.

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