Just found out my parents have been lying to me my whole life.

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I see what you did there.

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Creationist museum acquires new exhibit.

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Shaquille O’Neal holding $80 billion.

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WiFi choices in church today.

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Satisfying serial number.

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20 something years later, I’ve never seen anyone else make cargo shorts this short, look this badass.

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Pictures taken at the right moment.

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Well, that escalated quickly…

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Housemate was drying his fishing waders. Almost had to add the pants I was wearing to the laundry pile I was carrying after I opened the door.

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Sorry but I think this is your stop… bitch.

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Saw this first baseman at the game.

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Saw this at Target.

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It’s all about placement.

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This sign, outside of a bar.

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We were doing a panorama until a cow decided to mooooove.

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I guess bringing a folding lawn chair to the beach would have been ridiculous.

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Accidental memorial to cast away.

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So I was looking through this cookbook my aunt gave me and I found this recipe.

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Goat a problem ?… didn’t think so.

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Unforseen circumstances.

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