I believe I have created the perfect mask.

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To be fair I did have to put a bit of effort into it.

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Caution: Loose Gravel

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This sign at my Vet’s office.

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My mom asked what kind of cake I wanted for my birthday. I answered the same as any other grown man turning 31, Batman.

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Studio apartments are getting ridiculous!

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I work for a funeral home, this is how they handed out hand sanitizers.

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Nailed it.

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We’re half way there.

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In our time of need..

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The universe has spoken.

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Under Surveillance

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The Master

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If life gives you lemons..

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Sign in the New Orleans airport bathroom.

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