Walked through the office whilst on night shift. Now I need to change my underwear.

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My buddy who’s a lineman just sent me a pic of his hard hat.

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Annoying when things are cut short.

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I got my order of fried chicken and um…

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Ladies, are they always this, uh, descriptive when taking down waxing instructions?

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Someone posted this up at work…

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Per day? Per hour?

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Anyone need a crate?

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Puts the fun back in funeral.

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My son tells me that he has drawn the ghosts who have come to visit. He advises that there “usually aren’t so many”, but more have come to “help take” me. How many days do you reckon I have left?

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That’s every year for me.

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Glad they didn’t go with “Mike”.

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