Alexa, what’s the weather like in Texas today?
I found a pot of Goldschläger at the end of the rainbow.
My girlfriend wasn’t happy I filled in her new picture frame.
Our dog is spiritually reborn whenever she goes on a car ride.
Let’s beat the children!
I think my grandad’s car has just witnessed something horrific.
My dog always looks like he’s stoned off his ass.
Even bears need to relax sometimes.
My buddy trying to drink a beer on the high seas.
Daughter said, “I’m saving the rest for Dad”.
Employee of the Month
We gotta get back to school.
My cat decided to work on some repairs around her condo.
This sign at Bastien’s steakhouse in Denver, CO.
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