Choices.

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Alexa, what’s the weather like in Texas today?

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I found a pot of Goldschläger at the end of the rainbow.

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My girlfriend wasn’t happy I filled in her new picture frame.

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Our dog is spiritually reborn whenever she goes on a car ride.

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Let’s beat the children!

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I think my grandad’s car has just witnessed something horrific.

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My dog always looks like he’s stoned off his ass.

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Even bears need to relax sometimes.

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My buddy trying to drink a beer on the high seas.

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Daughter said, “I’m saving the rest for Dad”.

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Employee of the Month

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We gotta get back to school.

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My cat decided to work on some repairs around her condo.

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This sign at Bastien’s steakhouse in Denver, CO.

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