Happened on our flight home from my younger brother’s wedding.

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Is that a bell pepper in your bell pepper or are you just happy to see me?

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My brother got stuck on a swing so I put the hose underneath him like a good brother would.

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I lost control, now there’s no escape.

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Saw this outside my local pub.

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We need to talk.

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That’s a lot of wood!

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Cat with soccer ball camo.

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Das a foot..

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You have been warned.

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I promised my daughter a chocolate cake if she pooped on the potty all by herself. I had to pay up.

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